Male - Bashing Jokes
Men are like....1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate
the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they
get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be
done to change them.
4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet,
smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their
clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ...... They
take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run
at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ........Popcorn ..... They satisfy
you, but only for a little while. (Whar piangg.. so sad..)
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know
when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good
ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
14. Men are like .......Punching Bags ...... When you
r not happy, u can always take it out on them whether
it is their fault or not...
posted by Immortali @ 4:16 pm
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