Sunday, February 06, 2005

A Funny Joke

2 people died. They went to the gate of heaven.1 of them is a priest, the other is a new york cab driver. Saint Peter stopped them at the gate of heaven and asked them to introduced themselves and so both the deceased spoke about their profession.

Saint Peter to Cab Driver: " What do you work as?"
Cab Driver: " I drived people around New York City."

Saint Peter begun to browse through the driver records and congrats him.
Saint Peter: " Congrats cab driver you are allow through the gate of heaven. I shall also give you a wand and a new robe with free dining vouchers!"

So off the cab driver into heaven.

Saint Peter begun to interview the priest.
Saint Peter to Priest: " What do you work as?"
Feeling honoured and proud of his profession, he reply: " I served the Lord with all my heart."

Saint Peter begun to browse through the priest records and congrats him.
Saint Peter: " Congrats priest you are allow through the gate of heaven."


The priest was astonished . He served the Lord throughout his life but whereas the cab driver were entertained with so many freebies, he has none.
Feeling cheated he asked Saint Peter:" why does the cab driver entitled to so many priviledges while I have none?"

Saint Peter replyed with a straight face : " When the driver drove his cab, his passengers prayed. When you preached, your congregation slept. Now you tell me who serve the Lord better?"

get the joke?

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