Why Are You Here?

To all Queries out there...

To answer the comments posted on my tag.

To Renjie & Eugene: Yes, I am an arsehole. I like being an arsehole because I know I can’t be a hero all the time. You see what happen to Spiderman? He wants to be hero in the end what happen? His “Mary Jane” is going to die in Spiderman 3! You see in movie where all the baddies have all the fun while the good hero always suffered for long period of time before they finally get that stab of glory they deserved near the end of the show? Noooo, I don’t like…

On a serious note: I pasted “Pink Sticker” on One True Love face (not because she is ugly, in fact I think she look gorgeous in the past but unfortunately not now because she look very pale and probably need some blood transfusion to make her face pink again. Sorry my blood and her blood not suitable.) but because that was all in the past and we must respect others privacy. What would she think if she saw her face posing beside with her “most hated eternal enemy”. I bet you a thousand bucks she is going to bite my head off, throw my carcass into the ravine and let me die without a body in my coffin. (Okiee, I guess she is not that cruel anyway)

To Kaibin: Ahhh…how long have we known each other already? 4 years already! Time flies and I guessed even after we ORD we are going to stick around at NTU together with Jiayuan and Desmond. It is very satisfying to know that even though I didn’t achieved anything really “spectacular” in Life so far, at least I met such great bunch of friends and buddies during my teenage years.

To Yuehong: What do I want for my birthday? I have not informed you when and where the place I shall be treating all of you for my birthday treat and you already ask what I want. Very good. Very motivated. Take very good initiative Champion! Keep it up.

Since requested by Yuehong, I shall list out the items I want for my birthday.

1) Mitsubishi Evo 8 will be a nice starter. I figured if you apply for a bank loan of 1 million, there are likely or confirmed guaranteed chop still got $$ left after paying the COE, road taxes, insurance for you to buy a “LAU POK” car for yourself so we can drive to school together in future.

2) 7 different colors of Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt with different colors for each horse. Ahhh…. Don’t think I stupid stupid don’t know what are you thinking now..You want to buy the "Giordano" shirt and paste sticker on them and try to pass them as RL Polo? Worst still you go buy the even cheaper “Hangten” one I tell you I really PENG on the floor hor.

Can't find multi color Polo T so anyhow settle for this one for show only.

3) How about a travel voucher which can allow me to travel to Bali, Thailand, Taiwan, Hong Kong and Japan with transports, accommodations, shopping and entertainments all fully paid up for?

4) Can you find someone who resemble Ryoko Hirosue, Zhu Ying, Anne Suzuki or maybe even Jun Ji-hyun to me. I swear I will make use of my chances and make her mine forever. Then I will tell her every morning how pretty she looks the moment she wake up and say: “You smell great! I Love You but can you fix breakfast for me?”

5) I guessed my wardrobe really does need some upgrading and new entry. How about some Mickey Mouse shirt (I heard someone laughing behind…WHO?) or Abercombie & Fitch T-shirt? But then again…due to my skinny frame, it’s better not to buy any clothes because sometimes those clothes which I condemned in my wardrobe normally don’t ever see the light of the day again.

6) If you really wish to buy me the “Fossil” watch, please buy the exact model nothing more, nothing less.If you can't manage to find it, then better don't waste $$ and buy others. It is good to be straightforward because I’m very very particular about the watches I wear because even a nice watch can look ugly on my skinny hand. (To be on a safe side, take me with you along so I can choose the more expensive model k?)

7) CK One perfumes for Guys, not Girls may be another better option if you think I deserved something more than a watch. At most we share share each person half a bottle LoL.



8) In return for all of the above, I will treat you a meal of Zi Char/ Zhu Chao set for 6 person when actually I invited 15 people to come. But not to worry not to worry, I will order 20 bowls of rice so everyone will fill their stomach to the brim before they set foot home. Promised.

Ps: I am such lame shit that I feel sorry for all of you to read my Broken/ Chui English. I will write/type better English when times call for it.

posted by Immortali @ 11:03 pm