Why Are You Here?

NBS Tutors are always so interesting.

My Derivatives tutor who fly over to China very frequently to teach the student over there for the NBS MBA programme said:

If you have never been to Beijing, you never know how insignificant you are.

If you have never been to Shanghai, you never know how poor you are

If you have never been to Chengdu, you never know how wrong it's to marry so young.

Do you understand these 3 statements?

Beijing is the administrative capital of China and those who really wield enormous political power reside over there.

Shanghai is China economic powerhouse city. Those people living there are really really really very very very rich!

Chengdu produced the best beauties in China.You get what I mean don't you? Hahaha

I must psycho my family to visit Chengdu 1 day!

Meanwhile the other tutor who is previously from DBS relate to us a comical story.

He was interviewing a interviewee so he asked him: "What does your friend think of you?"

The interviewee replied: "My friend think I'm GOD"

My tutor was speechless for 10 seconds before composing himself asking him why?

The interviewee replied he is always correct and make the wise decisions.

End of interview.

Later on his supervisor asked my tutor why this person was rejected. My tutor replied He think he is god.

So his sup said. Yah...Good Better reject him. I can't handle god who is always OMNIPOTENT AND OMNIPRESENT.

posted by Immortali @ 7:44 pm